"Why do you keep asking me that?!" Seriously annoyed. Still no idea why he thought I had trouble comprehending the plain English that was coming out of his face.
My DWI lawyer friend (from boarding school) in Austin told me they always 'over-charge, so you'll end up hanging for one thing or another'. Good business plan. Too bad it’s people’s freaking *lives* they’re ruining with no regard."
Then, he looks at me, and straight up says, "I need you to tell me how much marijuana is in the car."
This is all setup. Parts 2 - 7 are where the insanity starts. I get that a lot of people shouldn’t smoke weed and drive. I do get that. What I think a lot of people don’t get about that blanket statement is that these are some people’s legit, tested, & proven psych meds… You … Continue reading Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 1/7
Ever wonder what it’s like to finally be with your first love for a little over a year (after waiting about 8ish years), only for him to get in a car accident? What if he lived, but was in a vegetative state, from the brain damage? Well, that is one level of hell I don’t … Continue reading You Make Plans, The Spaghetti Monster Laughs.
I wish this story took place while I was still a dumbass 18 year old senior in high school, but alas, it happened when I was a dumbass 25 year old massage therapy student. However, the start of it was my senior year in high school when I met Jay. I was 18, he was … Continue reading That Time They Got Me On Paper and Never Looked Back…
Just found out my poor new(ish... couple months) therapist is basically fresh outta college... Let’s see how fast she can hit the ground runnin’😂 (idano if she’s ready for all... *this*...🙋🏻♀️🤣)(Also, I know this is a weak ass post, especially for being two weeksbehind)😘
Totally paraphrasing, but this part has been fun... I got plenty more like it!😂😝 "Hey, I know I just added you on here a couple months ago, and we haven't said anything to each other since, but I'm attempting to write a book, because my mind's feeble and I'm forgetting shit... Anyhoo, do you mind … Continue reading Is there a “good way” to ask this? I’m truly asking…