"Why do you keep asking me that?!" Seriously annoyed. Still no idea why he thought I had trouble comprehending the plain English that was coming out of his face.
My DWI lawyer friend (from boarding school) in Austin told me they always 'over-charge, so you'll end up hanging for one thing or another'. Good business plan. Too bad it’s people’s freaking *lives* they’re ruining with no regard."
Then, he looks at me, and straight up says, "I need you to tell me how much marijuana is in the car."
This is all setup. Parts 2 - 7 are where the insanity starts. I get that a lot of people shouldn’t smoke weed and drive. I do get that. What I think a lot of people don’t get about that blanket statement is that these are some people’s legit, tested, & proven psych meds… You … Continue reading Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 1/7
My friend of 25 years, Bokonon, just got shit on by his wife of three months. He wanted to get away from his family (because they were right about her) for Christmas, and asked me how much money I had. "None. I actually have negative money." "Well if we take your Prius, the money I'll … Continue reading “And So Then We Drove From Houston to San Diego…”