"Why do you keep asking me that?!" Seriously annoyed. Still no idea why he thought I had trouble comprehending the plain English that was coming out of his face.
Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 4/7

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"Why do you keep asking me that?!" Seriously annoyed. Still no idea why he thought I had trouble comprehending the plain English that was coming out of his face.
My DWI lawyer friend (from boarding school) in Austin told me they always 'over-charge, so you'll end up hanging for one thing or another'. Good business plan. Too bad it’s people’s freaking *lives* they’re ruining with no regard."
Then, he looks at me, and straight up says, "I need you to tell me how much marijuana is in the car."
This is all setup. Parts 2 - 7 are where the insanity starts. I get that a lot of people shouldn’t smoke weed and drive. I do get that. What I think a lot of people don’t get about that blanket statement is that these are some people’s legit, tested, & proven psych meds… You … Continue reading Criminal Justice, Texas Style – Marijuana DWI While Sober- Part 1/7
I wish this story took place while I was still a dumbass 18 year old senior in high school, but alas, it happened when I was a dumbass 25 year old massage therapy student. However, the start of it was my senior year in high school when I met Jay. I was 18, he was … Continue reading That Time They Got Me On Paper and Never Looked Back…